Religions do everything they can to reel in the fish. They build opulent palaces of worship, perform miracles, offer up eternal life and carry out mysterious rituals with catchy props. Both leaders and followers typically dress in flashy, often matching garb and the mediocre, repetitive scripture on which the whole religion is based is doctored up with cheap chords and sappy melodies. Add to this free parking, onsite childcare, a post-service potluck and socializing in the church hall and you’ve got the perfect snare for stealing wallets. And the really great thing? All of this entertainment and the exchange of money… TAX FREE!
Clearly, music at these houses of worship is near the bottom of their budget (if lack of quality and zero artistry are any indication).
WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Which of these religions has the very worst music, in your opinion? Which religion (fake or real) would have you returning to praise the lord? PLEASE give us your responses in the comments section. We would love to hear the WHY of your preferences. 🙏🏼
The KKK, a long-standing symbol of White Protestant Nationalism, offering up some stirring percussion riffs as they proudly march through town.
UNITED PENTECOSTAL
CHURCH OF GOD IN CHRIST
CATHOLICISM
APOSTOLIC PENTECOSTAL
KU KLUX KLAN
ISLAM
MORMONS
SCIENTOLOGY
CHURCH OF MOTOWN
WHITE LUTHERANS
INDIAN LUTHERANS
HINDU
CHURCH OF ENGLAND
CHURCH OF WHITE EVANGELICAL NARCISSISTS
WHITE BAPTIST
BLACK BAPTIST
JEWS FOR JESUS
EPISCOPALIAN
BUDDHIST
PRESBYTERIAN
JUDAISM
METHODIST
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS
WHITE SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
AMISH
NATIONAL BAPTISTS
CHURCH OF CHRISTIAN BREAK DANCING
ORTHODOX
CHURCH OF CHRIST
ANABAPTIST
SPIRITUAL BAPTISTS
ATHIESTS
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us, only sky
Imagine all the people
Livin' for today
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
From “Imagine” by Yoko Ono and John Lennon
Why did J.S. Bach have so many children (20)? Because his organ had no stops.
Oh My Gwad! I am so all over this. I may have a one or two bits of comment after reading and listening!
I listened to about 3 seconds of those. Except for Steve Martin. He got it right, atheists have rock.
Odd, but so funny, the YouTube algorithm put SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy up after at least half a dozen.
I got a bit sidetracked.