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The Real Life of Jesus
Who was this guy, really?
Sep 18
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July 2023

READERS! Please weigh in.
No, this is not an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. We seek your help in choosing topics for our upcoming satire/opinion columns on religion.
Jul 24, 2023
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Blasphemy Thursday
Loads of great comedy at the expense of religion
Jul 15, 2023

June 2023

Which Religions Have The Worst Music?
You be the judge...
Jun 22, 2023
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December 2022

The Flying Nuns
Airlines join forces with the Vatican
Dec 5, 2022
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October 2022

A Quick Fix For Avoiding Eternal Damnation
by Sister Hildegard, abbess & ukulele virtuoso
Oct 16, 2022

September 2022

Jesus Available For Babysitting
Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world.
Sep 16, 2022
Best Wines To Gift The Mary Altar
One of the most common questions I am asked by parishioners is what to gift the Mary Altar.
Sep 16, 2022
Thoughts & Prayers Boosters Recommended
"Do Not Let Satan Enter Your Body Through Covid-19 Antibodies"
Sep 16, 2022
Which Sexual Positions Bring You Closer To God?
I am sure many of you are curious as to why a young nun, such as myself, would take on the topic of sexual positions as they relate to one experiencing…
Sep 16, 2022
Is Jesus Too Soft On Crime?
Hi!
Sep 16, 2022
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